Tech Debt Productivity Multiplier

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Tech Debt Productivity Multiplier

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The productivity multiplier we never asked for! Two engineers casually "vibe coding" together can now generate enough technical debt to keep an entire engineering department busy for months. It's that magical moment when someone says "let's just ship it and fix it later" and suddenly your codebase has more workarounds than actual features. The best part? Those two engineers have probably moved on to a new project by the time anyone discovers their architectural masterpiece of duct tape and prayers. Efficiency at its finest!

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