SWE Pro Career Move

Work from home Tech industry Software engineering Developer stereotypes Tech jobs Job interviews Tech hiring Tech recruiting Hygiene Salary negotiation

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6 months ago 107,457 views 0 shares

SWE Pro Career Move

software-engineering-memes, tech-hiring-memes, developer-stereotypes-memes, tech-jobs-memes, hygiene-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The secret ingredient to landing that high-paying dev job? A clean shower. Not clean code, not a fancy portfolio, just pristine bathroom tiles. Tech recruiters aren't looking for your GitHub contributions—they're desperate for engineers who understand the concept of personal hygiene. In an industry where "works from home" often means "hasn't seen sunlight in 72 hours," a shower photo is basically a competitive advantage. The bar is literally on the floor... or in this case, the drain.

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