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The Most Productive Vibe Coder

AI Programming Webdev Networking

5 months ago 472.5K views 0 shares

The Most Productive Vibe Coder

Guy claims his AI assistant is writing 500k lines of code in 2 months while he casually rebuilds Shopify from scratch. Sure, and I'm running NASA from my garage with a Raspberry Pi. The only thing more unrealistic than his 5000 daily AI prompts is thinking Claude would struggle with anything. Next up: "My toaster built the next Facebook, but it burns the edges of my bread."

Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

Programming Ios Apple Backend Frontend

11 months ago 338.9K views 0 shares

Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

Ah yes, the classic "I have no skills but want to build the next billion-dollar tech product" message. Nothing says "weekend project" quite like casually asking a stranger to clone an entire iPhone 15 Pro when you can't even code a "Hello World" program. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I don't know how to boil water, but could you help me cater a 12-course meal for the Queen tomorrow?" The beautiful irony is they misspelled "project" as "peoject" in the email subject line. Perfect foreshadowing of the technical expertise to come.