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The Most Productive Vibe Coder

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11 months ago 704.7K views 0 shares

The Most Productive Vibe Coder

Guy claims his AI assistant is writing 500k lines of code in 2 months while he casually rebuilds Shopify from scratch. Sure, and I'm running NASA from my garage with a Raspberry Pi. The only thing more unrealistic than his 5000 daily AI prompts is thinking Claude would struggle with anything. Next up: "My toaster built the next Facebook, but it burns the edges of my bread."

Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

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1 year ago 436.6K views 0 shares

Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

Ah yes, the classic "I have no skills but want to build the next billion-dollar tech product" message. Nothing says "weekend project" quite like casually asking a stranger to clone an entire iPhone 15 Pro when you can't even code a "Hello World" program. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I don't know how to boil water, but could you help me cater a 12-course meal for the Queen tomorrow?" The beautiful irony is they misspelled "project" as "peoject" in the email subject line. Perfect foreshadowing of the technical expertise to come.