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Your friend just reinvented callback hell, but with extra steps. Instead of using a simple await sleep(1000) or even setTimeout , they decided to create the world's longest promise chain that looks like it's trying to reach the bottom of the Mariana Trench. The beautiful irony here is that promises were literally invented to avoid this kind of nesting nightmare. It's like someone handed them a ladder and they chose to stack chairs instead. Each .then() is probably just wrapping another promise that resolves after a delay, creating this magnificent stairway to callback heaven. Fun fact: This code probably has more indentation levels than the JavaScript spec has pages. The real kicker? A simple utility function like const sleep = ms => new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms)) would've saved them from this horizontal scroll of shame. But hey, at least they're consistent with their suffering!

Content lbaum oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit" but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac

Microsoft's grand app store strategy: wrap websites in a trenchcoat and call them native apps. The shocked cat perfectly represents devs discovering that Microsoft Store "apps" are just Chrome windows in disguise. Electron apps without the dignity of being upfront about it! The ultimate "we have native apps at home" moment. Next-level efficiency or peak laziness? The line between progressive web app and glorified bookmark continues to blur...

Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.