Story Of Every Software Company

Tech industry Software engineering Legacy code Work-life balance Corporate culture Tech interviews Job expectations Recruitment lies

Programming Debugging Agile

2 months ago 101,711 views 1 shares

Story Of Every Software Company

tech-interviews-memes, corporate-culture-memes, work-life-balance-memes, developer-reality-memes, job-expectations-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The corporate bait-and-switch algorithm in its purest form! During interviews, they showcase their pristine development environment with ergonomic chairs and fancy hardware. Fast forward two weeks post-onboarding and you're debugging legacy code at 2AM, surviving on caffeine and pure spite, looking like you've been exiled to the basement for three decades. The transformation from "we value work-life balance" to "can you push that hotfix before you sleep?" happens faster than O(1) time complexity.

More Like This

Welcome To Truth

Programming

1 year ago 21.9K views 0 shares

welcomeToTruth | programming-memes, programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why." - Unknown 8:04 PM Feb 23, 2018

I'm getting kicked out of the house.

Programming

2 years ago 19.7K views 0 shares

I'm getting kicked out of the house. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 20:31 45 Darth Vader Grohl 5 19:00 19:00 I'm a solid 9 19:00 J Lol 19:13 Today 1 can write hello using c 20:28 J include studio.h void main0 printf("Very good!'):) ) 20:30 000: 300 00008 00008 00000 C C C c C CCC C 20:30 J 00000 20:30 Message , GIF 2 R G 4 7 V B N M 11 English (UK)

Must Resist Urge

Programming Java Debugging

2 months ago 130.6K views 0 shares

Must...Resist...Urge...

The eternal struggle between professionalism and having a personality in your code. Sure, management wants "clean, maintainable code" but they don't understand the spiritual damage caused by naming your StringBuilder anything other than "bobTheBuilder". Ten years into this career and I'm still sweating over variable names while staring at pull request comments saying "please use more descriptive naming conventions." Yeah, because finalProcessedDataObjectManagerFactory is so much better than thingDoer .

Let's settle this, here and now.

Programming

3 years ago 23.7K views 0 shares

Let's settle this, here and now. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content "MV SEQUEL SOUIRREI inguip.comom

My code works, I don’t know why

Programming

3 years ago 48.3K views 0 shares

My code works, I don’t know why | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A 000-005 Unexplained Phenomena, Soft- ware Programming Posted in rfunny reddit

Not just you mate....

Programming Backend

3 years ago 25.2K views 0 shares

Not just you mate.... | code-memes, computer-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content RE Sam Saccone samccone Does anyone else write 1 line of code, get overwhelmed by the thought of having to maintain it for the rest of your life, proceed to delete it, throw your computer into the trash, and then jump into a large body of water. or is that just me? 6:30 a.m. 11 May 18