Job expectations Memes

The corporate bait-and-switch algorithm in its purest form! During interviews, they showcase their pristine development environment with ergonomic chairs and fancy hardware. Fast forward two weeks post-onboarding and you're debugging legacy code at 2AM, surviving on caffeine and pure spite, looking like you've been exiled to the basement for three decades. The transformation from "we value work-life balance" to "can you push that hotfix before you sleep?" happens faster than O(1) time complexity.

Technical interviews these days are basically survival combat with a grizzly bear while the actual job is just playing with Winnie the Pooh. Nothing says "modern tech hiring" like being mauled by algorithm questions you'll never use again, only to spend your career copying from Stack Overflow and asking ChatGPT to explain regex. The bear should be wearing a "Binary Tree Traversal" t-shirt for accuracy.