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Sales pitch Memes

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Marketing Of The Year

AI Programming

20 days ago 2.8M views 2 shares

Marketing Of The Year

When someone asks you to pitch Anthropic's AI and you realize you've been training it to potentially replace humanity's entire workforce. Nothing says "great sales pitch" quite like "Yeah, so this thing we built? It's gonna automate everyone out of a job, including yours. Want in?" The tech industry's favorite paradox: build something revolutionary, then try to convince people it won't destroy their livelihoods. Spoiler alert—it probably will, but hey, at least the quarterly earnings look fantastic.

Stop Selling We Already Bought It

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

1 year ago 267.1K views 0 shares

Stop Selling We Already Bought It

The classic corporate bait and switch. Management (excited German Shepherd) buys some shiny new dev tool after a slick demo, while the developer (unimpressed cat) sits through what was promised as a "tutorial" but is actually just 45 minutes of marketing fluff about features they'll never implement. The cat's dead-inside expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize you've wasted an hour of your life watching someone click through pre-built examples while explaining absolutely nothing of technical value.