Still Junior At Heart

Content Product Owner: Build me a bridge! Developer A: This bridge is a combination retro-modern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes, the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldn't get steel cables to work, and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashian's birthday. Developer B: This bridge is a flat slab of adamantium-reinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earth's core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.

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Content Wow! You also use tabs instead of four spaces in your text editor? CLEARLY, WE SHOULD HAVE SEX. 1also use underscores instead of CamelCase OHMYGOD, ME TOO!

Content Can somebody for the love of god explain to me what the actual fuk nfts are and how they work 7h Like Reply 1403 Imagine you have a wife and your wife is getting drilled by everyone and you cant do shit. But you have the marriage certificate. Thats the NFT

Content Sunspot Project Dr. I lost, misplaced, or possibly ate my sunspot packet for breakfast one morning before I had coffee, and I decided that instead of going through the archive and re-drawing all of the little circles I should put my computer science degree to use and create a script to automatically collect the spaceweather photos and detect sunspots from them. So I did that instead of doing what you asked. However, here are the reasons I think you should give me a good grade on this project: 1. It took me at least 10 times longer than actually just going back and rewriting my data 2. I had to compile a computer vision library from source and it sucked 3. The program works super well and it's cool and you can have it if you want 4. It is capable of recording sunspots way more precisely than by hand so I'm going to bombastically submit that this is the most accurate sunspot project you have ever and possibly will ever receive, unless someone else is both as irresponsible and selectively lazy as I am 5. I won't be able to live with myself and my decisions if you don't 6. Please Thanks, and please enjoy this shockingly accurate and over-engineered project

Ah yes, the classic "C isn't hard" followed by syntax that would make Cthulhu cry. That innocent-looking line is basically saying "f is an array of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void." It's like Russian nesting dolls, but instead of cute wooden figures, you get existential dread and compiler errors. The beauty here is the sheer audacity of claiming C isn't hard while showcasing precisely why developers wake up screaming at 3 AM. Pointer arithmetic: where "F" truly stands for "Fantastic, I'm never going to understand this."