Still Junior At Heart

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Still Junior At Heart

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After 8 years in the trenches, I still introduce myself as a "junior who's been around a while." Why accept the crushing responsibility of being "senior" when you can be a "señor" instead? Just add a sombrero, a bow tie, and suddenly your impostor syndrome has a fancy accent and better work-life balance. The flames in the background? That's just the production server I was supposed to be monitoring.

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