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Content Over engineer a feature and take a week longer Complete the feature with a simple approach

Content Vishal VishalMalvi Me 1 week as a programmer : I have no idea what I am doing. Me 5 years as a programmer : I have no idea what I am doing but they are paying me more.

Content WHEN YOU FINALIY FIX THE BUG AND YOU GET TO CLOSE 20 GOOGLE SEARCH TABS ingflip.com

Content public class Main public static void main(String args)

Seeking the answer to parsing HTML with regex is like waiting for divine wisdom that never comes. 7.5*10^6 years later (that's longer than Earth has existed), and the computer's still thinking... because there IS no good answer. The punchline? Using regex to parse HTML is fundamentally flawed. HTML is a context-free grammar while regex is a regular expression - mathematically incapable of handling nested structures properly. It's like trying to eat soup with a fork - theoretically possible if you're desperate enough, but there are proper tools for that (like actual HTML parsers). The comic brilliantly captures the eternal wait for a solution that doesn't exist. Some problems in programming aren't meant to be solved - they're meant to be avoided entirely.

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