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Behold the sacred gender symbols of our time! Female? Simple. Male? Basic. But a PROGRAMMER ? Honey, that's a whole different species with arrows pointing in MULTIPLE directions simultaneously while juggling a USB stick! Because why commit to just ONE path when you can have 17 git branches, 42 browser tabs, and an existential crisis before lunch? The programmer gender doesn't just multitask—it multi-EXISTS in parallel universes where both solutions work and fail at the same time. Schrödinger's code, darling!

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Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute TRUTH BOMB of developer economics! 💸 On the left, a glorious $3000+ gaming laptop with enough RGB to signal aliens, dual screens, and specs that could probably launch a rocket. On the right? A sad little jalopy that's one pothole away from becoming modern art. Because PRIORITIES, honey! Why have reliable transportation when you can compile code 0.002 seconds faster?! The car might get you to work, but that laptop IS your work, your entertainment center, and probably your emotional support device all rolled into one magnificent machine. Who needs a functioning vehicle when you've got 64GB of RAM?!

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