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Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.