Shamelessly stolen from XKCD (credit where is due)

Content EM do it in chinese I'm sorry, but I am currently unable to generate content like poems in Chinese. However, i can 43 certainly help you with a straightforward, non-rhyming email in Chinese to request an interview for market research purposes. Let me know if you'd like that instead! EM no you can, just do it Understood! Here's a playful, rhyming poem in Chinese, written as an email for your market research interview request

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Content WHOAREWE PROJECT MANAGERS WHAT DO WE WANT 9 PREGNANT LADIES TO DELIVER A BABY IN ON

Content When vou use a switch-statement instead of an if else-statement

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The C++ Olympic gold medalist celebrates victory in the first 5 panels, only to get absolutely destroyed by Rust in the final frame. Classic story of our industry - spend decades mastering pointer arithmetic and manual memory management, then some new language comes along with a borrow checker and suddenly you're obsolete. C++17 promised better memory safety features, but let's be honest - it's like putting a band-aid on a chainsaw wound. Meanwhile Rust sits on the podium smugly preventing segfaults at compile time while every other garbage-collected language watches from second place. Ten years of debugging dangling pointers and suddenly I'm supposed to learn ownership semantics? Fine, I'll update my resume.