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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Clientrelations Memes

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Hold My Event Listener

Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 145.2K views 2 shares
Hold My Event Listener
THE AUDACITY of clients to praise you for delivering on time when your code is literally held together with duct tape and prayers! 💀 That awkward handshake moment when they're all "thank you for your professionalism" while you're internally SCREAMING because 30% of your buttons are just sitting there, utterly useless, dumping their sad little lives into the console.log void. But hey, the client doesn't need to know that half your code is just digital confetti waiting to explode at the slightest provocation! Ship it and pray no one clicks the wrong thing!

Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
4 months ago 149.7K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports
The quantum mechanics of software development! First tweet gives us "Schroedinger's code" - where your buggy mess exists in a superposition of working/broken until someone runs the code and collapses the wave function. But the reply delivers the knockout punch - if a client discovers your bug before you do, just smile confidently and say "Yes, that was TOTALLY intentional functionality." The universal developer's get-out-of-jail-free card that's been saving careers since COBOL was cutting edge. The ultimate professional gaslighting technique that somehow still works in 2024.

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