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When your bank is clearly run by developers who forgot to replace placeholder values. "Your null has been shipped" is what happens when someone's database query fails silently and the template just rolls with it. That poor null value is now traveling through the postal system, desperately searching for the address they have "on file." Good luck tracking that card—it exists in the void between undefined and non-existent. At least they were kind enough to let you know about their spectacular failure!

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Ah, the classic "array starts at 0" bug manifesting in the wild. Some poor dev clearly implemented the ranking system with proper zero-indexing, but forgot that humans count from 1. Now we've got this beautiful disaster where 0th place pays more than 1st place, and the gold medal goes to... whatever the hell "0th" is. The best part? The prize money actually makes sense if you shift everything up one position. This is what happens when you let backend engineers design UI without supervision. Ten bucks says there's a comment in the code that reads "TODO: fix this later" from 2019.

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Content NOTICE FROM LANDLORD AS YOU KNOW I PLACE FRESH BERRIES IN THE BERRY BOWL EACH MORNING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. BERRY BOWL WELL DID YOU KNOW I USE AN AI CAMERA TO TRACK WHO TAKES WHICH FRUIT? DEVON 3 BLUE CARLEIGH 2 STRAW 1 GRAPE LAST MONTH RAnKINGS Most Blueberries - DEVON (56 blueberries) Most Grapes - - SHANNON (23 grapes) Most Plums - - OMAR (27 plums) Most Strawberry -- CHRIS T. (9 strawberry) NO ONE'S IN TROUBLE, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS RANKING TUSE THE DATA TO KNOW WHICH BERFIES TO BUY IT'S FINE FOR ME TO DO THIS IF YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING I CAN USE YOUR DATA

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