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The rarest miracle in the developer universe! Posting a question on StackOverflow without getting it immediately closed as "duplicate" or "not specific enough" is shocking enough. But then—gasp—someone actually answers it? With a solution that WORKS?! This is basically the programming equivalent of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning during a solar eclipse. The escalating shock faces perfectly capture that feeling when you expect public humiliation but somehow end up with working code instead. The true StackOverflow experience: equal parts terror and occasional divine intervention.

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Spent $89 on that ultra-silent ergonomic mouse only for JavaScript to expose your every click like an overeager surveillance system. The addEventListener('click') doesn't care about your "silent" hardware—it's catching those clicks regardless of how much you paid for that fancy no-sound mouse. The DOM sees all, hears all. Your attempts at stealth clicking during midnight coding sessions? Completely irrelevant to the event propagation system that powers the web.

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