The Secret Developer Pipeline

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new proiect before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Content UDP Here is your data: No, pls wait... let me. just.. 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001 TCP would you like to see TCPIP ? Yes i would like to see a TCPIP meme Ok, here is the meme did you recieve it? Yes, i recieved the meme Excellent, TCPIP meme is over. nice ProdrammerHumor.io

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That moment when you open your old project and stare at your own code like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos that somehow worked. The worst part? You were so proud of those "clever" one-liners that now make absolutely zero sense. Future you always pays for past you's shortcuts.

Content php sucks lol avascript is bad and bloated python isn't real programming being aware that every programming language has its niche due to historical and usability reasons and hating on them makes no sense man, fuck MATLAB ProdrammerHumor.io

The most technically accurate hardware diagram you'll ever see! The CPU (top) is that one beefy strongman doing all the heavy lifting one task at a time, plowing through sequential operations like a boss. Meanwhile, the GPU (bottom) is literally a swarm of tiny workers tackling problems in parallel—thousands of simple cores doing math simultaneously. This is why your gaming rig needs both: CPU for the big brain decisions and GPU for those sweet, sweet parallel matrix multiplications that make your graphics go brrrr. Next time someone asks why their Bitcoin mining rig needs more GPUs than CPUs, just show them this masterpiece of computational architecture!