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Content Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz 3h Twitter engineers just don't get a break from Elon. Just in: at 3am Pacific Time (!!), a new email landed in their inbox. They're told another round of code reviews will happen tonight (Monday night). Engineers are told to prepare to show what they accomplished the last 10 days. ( Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz Nov 24 Just in: the night before Thanksgiving, Twitter fired more software engineers effective immediately because their "code is not satisfactory" following the recent code review. Dozens of other devs got performance warnings in their inboxes. How much do Twitter devs have to take? Show this thread 133 17 484 1,904

Nothing quite like the sweet taste of revenge through code. Got rejected by your dream company? No problem—just build a free, open-source competitor that slowly eats away at their market share. They didn't want you on their team, so now you're the final boss they have to face in the marketplace. It's the ultimate developer power move: turning rejection into motivation to create something that directly competes with the people who turned you down. And the best part? You get to watch them squirm as your GitHub stars climb while their licensing fees drop. Hell hath no fury like a developer scorned.

The most romantic words ever spoken: a for loop. When your code is so broken that you need to whisper sweet iterations into someone's ear. Nothing says "I'm desperate" quite like needing help with basic array traversal. That moment when Stack Overflow is down and you have to resort to actual human interaction. The real tragedy? She probably knows a more efficient O(log n) solution but he's too stubborn to ask for it directly.

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