Refactoring: The Art Of Making Simple Things Complicated

Content public static int d6() if ((int) (Math.random()61)6) return 6; if (Math.random ()0.2) return 5; if (Math.random() 0.75) return 4; if (Math.random()1.5Math.random ()) return 3; if (isEven((int)(Math.random ()2))) return 2; if (true) return 1;

Content When you wrote an absolute cluster fuck of uncommented script but don't want people to see it so you wrap it into a function and call it from main instead:

Ah, the mysterious cloud save from the year 1601 — clearly from when your medieval ancestor was debugging the first JavaScript framework on their stone tablet. Meanwhile, your save from 2025 suggests you've been living in the future. Time travel: the unexpected side effect of cloud synchronization that no one mentioned in the documentation. Choose wisely, traveler. That 1601 save probably doesn't include your NFT collection or quantum blockchain commits.

Content A new foe has appeared. CHALLENGER APPROACHING

The perfect illustration of irony in its natural habitat. First post: "There are 2 types of stupid people - those who can't read and those who won't follow instructions." Second post: Someone who clearly didn't grasp that computers don't work through formal introductions. The reply is pure gold - introducing your printer to your webcam like they're at a networking event? Putting name tags on them? This is exactly what happens when someone takes "computer recognition" a bit too literally. And they wonder why tech support drinks heavily.

Discord rolls out yet another privacy policy update that nobody asked for, and suddenly everyone's threatening to switch to TeamSpeak like it's 2012 again. But let's be real—you're not going anywhere. You've got 47 servers, custom emojis, and that one bot that plays music from YouTube (until they kill that feature too). Meanwhile, TeamSpeak is sitting there like "remember me?" while Discord keeps adding features nobody wants and removing the ones people actually use. The cycle repeats every few months: Discord updates ToS → everyone complains → threatens migration → does absolutely nothing → accepts it → repeat. We're all just in an abusive relationship with our communication platforms at this point.