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The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. You start the day with rainbows and unicorns, declaring your undying love for coding. Fast forward five hours of hunting down that missing semicolon, and suddenly you're contemplating whether your computer would look better with some new ventilation holes. Nothing transforms your "coding is my passion" energy into "I'm about to commit a felony against silicon" faster than debugging someone else's undocumented code. The transition from starry-eyed optimist to armed vigilante is basically the standard developer career progression.

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Content 1:29pm Let me tell you about programming! It's like giving directions to a baby that has the ability to understand and implement what you are saying and telling it to do, but none of the life experience to infer about what you're telling it. You can't just say: "go get the shovel". If I asked you that, you would just go to the shed and grab it for me. With the programming baby, you have to explain what a shovel is, and where the shovel is, and how the baby can "get" the shovel, in order for the baby to be able to do anything. It will also do EXACTLY as you ask, and nothing more. I tell the baby that the shovel is in the shed, and he goes in the shed and comes back empty-handed, because the shovel was leaning up on the outside of the shed. Imbecile

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