Priorities Of A Modern Developer

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The classic tech startup bait-and-switch! Some poor guy named Steve from Builder.io desperately trying to clarify "THIS IS A DIFFERENT COMPANY" while a satirical headline claims Builder.ai collapsed after revealing their "$1.5 BILLION AI UNICORN" was actually just... *checks notes*... Indian developers writing code manually. The irony is chef's-kiss perfect. Venture capitalists throwing billions at anything with ".ai" in the name while actual human programmers do the work behind the curtain. Meanwhile, Steve's just trying to enjoy his coffee without getting dragged into another company's PR nightmare because of domain name confusion. In 2023, just slap "AI" on your company name and watch the funding roll in! Who needs neural networks when you have perfectly good humans with keyboards?

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Content CODE RED: THE WEBSITE IS DOWN !! UMM... I... I... I ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED SOME CODE TO PRODUCTION INSTEAD OF TESTING. YOU WHAT? FINALLY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I'M SORRY... 1.. I'M NEW TO THIS...I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.. I.. workchronicles twitter and instagram workchronicles.com

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