Priorities Of A Modern Developer

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Priorities Of A Modern Developer

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The code isn't going to write itself while you're scrolling through memes about not writing code. Self-awareness level: uncomfortably high. That unfinished pull request isn't getting any younger, but here we are... looking at yet another distracted boyfriend meme instead of fixing that memory leak.

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