Press Any Key

The evolution of intelligence when faced with "press any key to continue." First panel: normal brain, hits spacebar like a functional human. Second panel: slightly enlightened, chooses the ESC key because we're always trying to escape something. Third panel: galaxy brain activated, discovers the power button exists and technically qualifies as "any key." Final panel: transcendent cosmic brain, grabs a physical house key and presses it against the screen because instructions weren't specific enough.

Honestly, the power button move is bold. It's the programmer equivalent of finding a loophole in the requirements doc and exploiting it until QA files a bug report.