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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Programmer priorities Memes

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Premium Tech, Discount Wardrobe

Programming Webdev MacOS Apple
2 months ago 107.6K views 0 shares
Premium Tech, Discount Wardrobe
The ultimate tech bro paradox: dropping $3000+ on a MacBook Pro with specs that could launch a satellite and $1500 on an ergonomic throne that looks like it was designed by aliens... only to pair it with the same three faded startup t-shirts that have seen more coffee spills than code reviews. It's like installing a Ferrari engine in your car but refusing to change your underwear. The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could be harnessed as an alternative energy source.

Save Work Then Girl

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
3 months ago 99.6K views 0 shares
Save Work Then Girl
The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first! This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.

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