Microsoft Is Wild

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Microsoft Is Wild

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The classic UNO dilemma: "Make A Good Business Decision OR draw 25" with Microsoft gleefully grabbing the entire deck instead. This perfectly captures Microsoft's legendary strategy of choosing the most convoluted path possible when a simple solution exists. Why fix bugs when you can just acquire another company? Why optimize Windows when you can just force everyone to upgrade? The house always wins when you're playing against your own users!

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