Microsoft Is Wild

Content Mac BadPoliticGuy After a certain point in your life, you have to ask yourself the real question: Did I install Windows more times than I had sex? 1:04 PM Sep 16, 2021 Twitter Web App 439 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 8.3K Likes 17

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Ever wondered what actually powers the internet? Turns out it's a magnificent Jenga tower of questionable engineering decisions! From the foundation of electricity (thanks Linus Torvalds and... IBM?) to C developers crafting dynamic arrays with the precision of a caffeinated squirrel. The entire stack balances precariously on unpaid open-source devs while web developers actively sabotage themselves at the top. Meanwhile, Rust devs are just vibing in their own corner with their memory-safe rocket, and whatever Microsoft is doing with that angry bird is probably best left unexamined. My favorite part? Nuclear waste apparently converts to "cookies for fish." The perfect metaphor for legacy code - dangerous, incomprehensible, yet somehow still functional!

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This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."