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You know you're doing something right when your entire script is a massive tome of spaghetti code, while your main function is just a tiny pamphlet that says "run everything." Classic procedural programming where you dump 3000 lines into one file and then have a main() that's basically just "yep, do the thing."
Meanwhile, OOP developers are over here with their 47 classes, 12 interfaces, 3 abstract factories, and a main function that's somehow even smaller because it just instantiates one god object that does everything anyway. Different approach, same energy.
The real joke? Both camps think they're doing it the "right way" while the functional programming folks are laughing in pure functions.
