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Content HoverSquid HoverSquid A Haiku about hobby programming: No version control Five year old tutorial Everything broken (based on a true story) 2:29 PM Dec 30, 2020 Twitter Web App

Content Null is safer than zero: A water glass with zero water can be broken and you can't break a glass if it doesn't exist!

Content INTROVERT FREELANCE DEVELOPERS DURING THE PANDEMIC PRETENDING TO BE SAD ABOUT ALL THE LOCKDOWNS AND RESTRICTIONS

Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" approach to software development! Guy's peacefully riding along with working code, then thinks "let's refactor this perfectly functional code to make it better " and BAM—face-plants spectacularly into dependency hell. This is basically every developer who's ever said "I'll just make a small improvement" at 4:55 PM on a Friday. The bike was fine until you decided to "optimize" it, genius. Next time maybe just commit the working version before you decide to "improve" it?

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