Now You Know What's Not Cool

The sacred art of variable naming, where senior devs lecture juniors while secretly having 47 variables named 'x', 'i', and 'temp' in their own codebase. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like discovering a class named 'Mgr' with a method called 'proc' that takes parameters 'a', 'b', and 'c'. The best part? The person lecturing you about clean code is the same one who wrote that unreadable mess six months ago and has conveniently forgotten about it.

The true rite of passage in programming isn't your first bug fix—it's the first time you open a file with variables like 'thingDoer' and 'data2' and seriously consider a career change.