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The UNHOLY TRINITY of a developer's existence! GitHub looking all dark and mysterious like it's judging your commit messages. StackOverflow with that knowing smirk because it's seen your desperate 3AM questions. And then there's YOUR CODE - that absolute DEMON CHILD that started as a "quick fix" and evolved into an eldritch horror that would make Lovecraft weep! The tattoo is *chef's kiss* perfect because your code is LITERALLY permanently etched into your nightmares. It's the monster YOU created and now must live with FOREVER!

When your age verification logic discovers someone under 18, just throw a panic() and let the runtime handle it. Because nothing says "professional error handling" like literally panicking when you find a minor trying to access your site. This is Go's version of "not my problem anymore" – just crash the entire program instead of, you know, showing a polite "you must be 18+" message. The function name says "verification" but the implementation screams "nuclear option." Classic Go move though, using panic for control flow. Your production logs are gonna love this one.

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