The Programmer Confidence Metronome

Content OH, I JUST JOG EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! I LIFT COMPET- ITIVELY. SHEN COMIX I DO CROSSFIT. I read documentations before coding.

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Content from math import sqrt, ceil, floor,ged import numpy as np import pandas as pd import tensorflow as tf import keras import matplotlib.pyplot as plt import nltk import scipy import click import collections import cryptography, crypt, astropy, cs, cython, curl, cv2, math, math import gensim import http import seaborn import sklearn 10:20 PM print ("Hello world!") Data You know, I'm something of a scientist myself

Content Today I asked my Dad (who is a computer architect) to explain containerization to me... I soon got confused at the multitude of words pouring from his mouth, he oroceeded to draw a diagram to clear things up. For anyone in my network that would like a better understanding of containerization, here it is:

The greatest programmers aren't the ones who write code from scratch—they're the ones with the fastest Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V reflexes. Nothing says "I'm a coding genius" quite like confidently presenting StackOverflow's finest solutions as your own masterpiece. The smug satisfaction of receiving compliments for code you "borrowed" from GitHub is the true senior developer experience. Just remember to remove the original author's comments... rookie mistake.

That moment when QA messages you directly instead of filing a ticket. Suddenly your stress level hits 99% because you know they found something catastrophic in production that you pushed on Friday at 4:59 PM. Your weekend plans are now just a distant memory as you prepare to debug whatever hellscape you've unleashed upon the world.