The Programmer Confidence Metronome

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The Programmer Confidence Metronome

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The pendulum of programmer self-esteem, accurately captured in metronome form. One minute you're solving impossible bugs and feeling like you've harnessed the secrets of the universe. Five minutes later your code breaks in production because you forgot a semicolon. The eternal cycle continues, tick-tock, from digital deity to complete disaster, with absolutely no middle ground whatsoever.

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