The Programmer Confidence Metronome

Content Age: 250-254 Mood:Angry Gender: unknown Age:23-26 Mood:Neutral Gender:Male (0.97)

Content You got fired because Al take vour job I got fired because Al can't read my code WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Content I WANT TO BE a good programmer THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE TH PRETEND YOU'RE a good programmer WHEN DO I STOP PRETENDING? NEVER MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM

Content Every programmer when they learn a new language: What can I say except "Hello World!"?

The infamous Quantum Bogosort—where computational efficiency meets existential dread! This algorithm's genius lies in its ruthless simplicity: randomly shuffle your data, check if it's sorted, and if not... destroy the entire universe . Thanks to the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, there will always be one lucky parallel universe where the sort succeeded on the first try, achieving that sweet O(n) time complexity. The rest of us? Completely obliterated for the sake of efficient data sorting. It's basically the computational equivalent of "this code works on my machine" taken to its logical, universe-ending conclusion. Schrödinger's cat, but for your array indexes.

Content Me trying to recall in whiteboard interviews whether it is .size() or .length() or .length