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Ever opened a PR from an AI and seen comments like // This is a for loop that iterates through the array ? Welcome to the world of AI-generated documentation—where stating the painfully obvious is considered helpful. It's like having that one intern who explains what a keyboard is every time you sit down to code. Next up: ChatGPT will helpfully inform you that your function returns a value and that variables store data. Revolutionary stuff.

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Oh. My. GOD! The sheer, unbridled ECSTASY of getting validation for that pathetic little "Hello World" program you spent 4 minutes on! 😭 The dopamine explosion is ASTRONOMICAL! Suddenly your 5-line code feels like you've single-handedly revolutionized computer science! That little dog's face is LITERALLY every programmer who's ever been praised for the most basic accomplishment and is now planning their acceptance speech for the Turing Award. The validation-to-effort ratio is CRIMINALLY high and we're all guilty of basking in it!