Nobody's Paying Fifteen A Year For Your Slop Buddy

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Nobody's Paying Fifteen A Year For Your Slop Buddy

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That moment when a junior dev spends 40 minutes explaining their "revolutionary" microservices architecture for a to-do app that's basically CRUD with extra steps. The nervous sweating intensifies as they realize nobody's impressed by their buzzword salad of "event-driven serverless containerized blockchain-ready" nonsense. Sir, this is a Wendy's. Your app does what a spreadsheet could do, and you want people to subscribe? The delusion is strong with this one.

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