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Ah, the classic developer workflow! Why spend 15 minutes reading documentation when you can spend 6 hours banging your head against the keyboard trying random solutions from Stack Overflow? The red puppet represents every developer I've ever code-reviewed for – staring at comprehensive docs one second, then immediately diving face-first into "fuck it, we ball" territory. This is why your production server is on fire right now. Your commit message might as well be "I have no idea what I'm doing but it works somehow."

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Sure, normal people count to 10 on their fingers. But us nerds? We're out here counting in binary where each finger is a bit. Two hands = 10 bits = 2^10 = 1024 values. It's the same reason we think 512MB is a nice round number while marketing folks insist on calling it "half a gig." We didn't spend years optimizing algorithms just to use decimal like some kind of animal. The irony? Most of us still use our fingers to count how many bugs we've introduced while fixing the original one.

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