My IDE Runs On Caffeine And Denial!

Programmer life Caffeine addiction Coffee Debugging fuel Code diet Developer nutrition Breakfast of champions Coffee dependency Stack overflow diet Burnout cuisine

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My IDE Runs On Caffeine And Denial!

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of calling a cup of coffee with utensils sticking out of it "breakfast"! 💀 The sheer DELUSION that programmers operate under is just *chef's kiss* magnificent! Who needs actual sustenance when you can mainline caffeine directly into your bloodstream while frantically debugging that nightmare code you wrote at 2AM? Nutrition? Please! That's for people who don't have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open! The fork and knife are just there for the ILLUSION of consuming actual food while your body slowly transforms into a caffeine-processing machine that occasionally produces code!

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