Caffeine addiction Memes

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of calling a cup of coffee with utensils sticking out of it "breakfast"! 💀 The sheer DELUSION that programmers operate under is just *chef's kiss* magnificent! Who needs actual sustenance when you can mainline caffeine directly into your bloodstream while frantically debugging that nightmare code you wrote at 2AM? Nutrition? Please! That's for people who don't have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open! The fork and knife are just there for the ILLUSION of consuming actual food while your body slowly transforms into a caffeine-processing machine that occasionally produces code!

When your boss says "we need to optimize our dependency management" but you misheard it as "Pepsi-dency management." The blue wall of shame is just one caffeine-fueled all-nighter away from becoming a Docker container fortress. At least when the servers crash, you'll have enough sugar and caffeine to keep you awake through the entire incident response. The real question is whether the RGB lighting is powered by Mountain Dew or tears of regret.

The expectation vs reality of programming career progression! First year: bright-eyed, hopeful, thinking you'll build the next billion-dollar app. Fourth year: slightly chubbier, dead inside, realizing you're just fixing the same bugs in legacy code while your IDE slowly consumes your RAM. The title "Made Alot Of Money" is the ultimate ironic cherry on top—because the only thing that's grown is your caffeine tolerance and collection of Stack Overflow bookmarks. The real money was the existential dread we accumulated along the way!