Coffee dependency Memes

Ah, the mythical "Vibe Software Engineering" course—where you write code based on feelings rather than logic! The top panel shows the blissful honeymoon phase: your code inexplicably works despite violating every principle in the textbook. You're wearing sunglasses indoors because you're just that cool. But then reality strikes in the debugging phase—an avalanche of errors, a tower of coffee cups (the programmer's life support), and the existential crisis that follows. The tweet nails it: two "vibe coders" can generate enough technical debt to bury 50 engineers. That's not a project, that's a hostage situation for the maintenance team! This is basically what happens when someone says "let's ship now and refactor later." Spoiler alert: there is no later.

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of calling a cup of coffee with utensils sticking out of it "breakfast"! 💀 The sheer DELUSION that programmers operate under is just *chef's kiss* magnificent! Who needs actual sustenance when you can mainline caffeine directly into your bloodstream while frantically debugging that nightmare code you wrote at 2AM? Nutrition? Please! That's for people who don't have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open! The fork and knife are just there for the ILLUSION of consuming actual food while your body slowly transforms into a caffeine-processing machine that occasionally produces code!