Modern Whacking

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Modern Whacking

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That moment when your calendar pings with a surprise Zoom meeting featuring just you, your boss, and HR. Nothing says "your code is about to be as unemployed as you are" quite like this unholy trinity. It's the corporate equivalent of being taken to the back room by mobsters – except instead of concrete shoes, you get a severance package and the awkward task of explaining to your rubber duck why you won't be debugging together anymore.

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