Mission Impossible

The cloud revolution has turned every sysadmin into Grandpa Simpson. Remember when we had to physically touch our servers? When DNS issues meant actual phone calls? Now we're just shouting at AWS outages, GCP pricing surprises, and Azure's console that redesigns itself every 3 months. We've gone from racking servers to arguing with JSON files and wondering why our bill suddenly doubled because we forgot to terminate that one instance running in us-east-1. The future is here—it's just abstracted, expensive, and makes us yell at the sky.

THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA of being the designated family tech support! 💀 One minute you're writing complex algorithms, the next you're explaining to Aunt Karen that her Facebook isn't "broken" - she just forgot her password for the 47th time this month. The sheer SURVIVAL INSTINCT of pretending to know nothing about computers is the most sophisticated self-preservation technique in the developer universe. Because once you admit you know how to code, you've basically signed up to fix every printer, router, and "slow computer" until the heat death of the universe!

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