Mission Impossible

Overengineering Resume-driven-development Enterprise Microservices Frameworks Tech-hype Software development Complexity Career

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11 months ago 207,298 views 1 shares

Mission Impossible

overengineering-memes, resume-driven-development-memes, enterprise-memes, microservices-memes, frameworks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the three sacred commandments of modern software development. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like implementing microservices for your todo app that gets 3 visitors per month. The best part is watching junior devs implement Kubernetes clusters for projects that could run on a Raspberry Pi from 2012. We're all just one obscure Rust framework away from that FAANG offer letter.

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