Matlab Users: First Time?

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Matlab Users: First Time?

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of R claiming to be good for statistical computing while starting arrays at 1?! 💀

Meanwhile, Matlab users are sitting there with their smug little faces like "Welcome to the dark side, honey." They've been living in this one-indexed NIGHTMARE since the beginning of time!

The rest of us zero-indexing purists are LITERALLY SHAKING right now. Starting arrays at 1 is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza – technically possible but morally questionable!

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