Man, I do love CP

That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

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Content Language Python Scratch C C Java C Kotlin JavaScript HTML PHP Julia Lua Rust Go Ruby CSS Assembly Swift Terminal ProdrammerHumor.io POV beginner Actually Works "Kids programming language" no hate tho mother of all languages C but better? everything is a class Java but MS edition? Java but better Python but all of the good stuff is replaced with annoying stuff. Not the console Something like JS and HTML?? Python but faster used for custom scripts in games and stuff C but more modern Never head of it something about web development a combination of JSON and wired names to make something look fancy I was told never to even look at it Kotlin but on mac After many attempts, I still have no clue what on earth is going on there.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute CIRCUS of professional programming in four tragic acts! 🎪 First we start with this DELUSION that our code is "good and understandable" - honey, that's what we tell ourselves before the makeup goes on! 💅 Then reality SLAPS us in the face - clean code? In this economy?! That's just for classrooms, sweetie! In the real business world, it's apparently a LIABILITY to write maintainable code because WHO HAS THE TIME?! By the third stage, we're in FULL CLOWN MODE realizing all our beautiful abstractions are WORTHLESS the second some product manager changes their mind! Those elegant patterns? GARBAGE! That architecture diagram? TRASH! And the finale? The EXPLOSIVE revelation that none of us actually studied programming formally - we're just chaos goblins with Stack Overflow accounts and a concerning caffeine addiction! *throws confetti made of deprecated documentation*

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