Make BASIC Great Again

oop Programming languages Legacy code Memory management Old-school Nostalgia Getters Setters Encapsulation Basic

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Make BASIC Great Again

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Rejecting modern OOP encapsulation with its fancy "getters and setters" in favor of the raw, chaotic energy of old-school BASIC's "peekers and pokers" - where memory manipulation was done with bare hands and a complete disregard for safety. Like choosing to fix your server with a hammer instead of proper tools because "that's how grandpa did it."

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