Low Stress Jobs (According To Google)

google search Tech industry Developer life Software development Work-life balance Burnout Programming jobs Coding stress

Programming Javascript Debugging Webdev Devops

5 months ago 184,042 views 1 shares

Low Stress Jobs (According To Google)

software-development-memes, programming-jobs-memes, tech-humor-memes, work-life-balance-memes, google-search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

More Like This

Laptop stickers equivalent to prison tattos?

Programming

2 years ago 30.1K views 0 shares

Laptop stickers equivalent to prison tattos? | tech-memes, recruit-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I Am Recruitr iamrecruitr Follow Just so I'm clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? 5:34 PM - 18 Apr 2018 2,264 Retweets 6,599 Likes 150 17 23K 6.6K

C in a nutshell

Programming Backend

3 years ago 34.6K views 0 shares

C in a nutshell | management-memes, shell-memes, object-memes, c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHO WOULD WIN? JAVA C Obiect oriented Garbage collection Platform independent Simple memory management Fast as fuck boi Ungtip.com

There is a thin Line Between Hate and Love, and that is ...

Programming

2 years ago 30.9K views 0 shares

There is a thin Line Between Hate and Love, and that is ... | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content fn ctri cmd I HATE PROGRAMMING I HATE PROGRAMMING I HATE PROGRAMMING IT WORKS! I LOVE PROGRAMMING

Why Google Why

Programming Webdev Frontend

3 months ago 92.4K views 1 shares

Why Google Why

Google's design team strikes again! Remember when you could instantly recognize Gmail from Drive at a glance? Now we're playing "corporate logo roulette" every time we need to send an email. The evolution from distinct, functional icons to these homogeneous color squares is like watching your codebase after a junior dev discovers design patterns. "Let's refactor everything to be consistent !" Sure, kid. Consistency is great until all your function names are AbstractFactoryBuilderServiceImpl. Now I'm squinting at my phone trying to figure out if I'm about to open my calendar or accidentally join that meeting I've been avoiding. Thanks for the extra cognitive load, Google. Just what my burnout needed.

The best description of English to date

Programming Microsoft Windows

2 years ago 45.1K views 0 shares

The best description of English to date | software-memes, windows-memes, date-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, language-memes, feature-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The English language is like Microsoft Windows. It doesn't work particularly well, a lot of things just don't make sense, there are operating systems way better than it but everybody is stuck using it because of it's massive library of software, and it is still backward compatible with features that have not been used in decades.

Just remember kids: hit :wq and save 2k

Programming Linux

4 years ago 46.9K views 0 shares

Just remember kids: hit :wq and save 2k | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, iphone-memes, vim-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Chloe Condon liked legalize reindeers freezydorito why do you need so many macbooks as a software engineer' well thanks for asking the first three ones i accidentally opened vim on them and whenever that happens i just get another 5:41 PM Dec 13, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 253 Likes ProarammerHumor.io