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Remember when programmers were basically coding demigods who could bend computers to their will? Now we're just sad creatures Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time and begging AI to fix our mistakes. The golden age programmer wrote code without StackOverflow, crafted entire games in Assembly (you know, that language that makes you want to cry), manually fixed memory leaks with pointers, and literally hand-coded the software that put humans on the freaking moon. Meanwhile, modern programmers are trapped in Vim wondering why :q doesn't work, fixing one bug only to create three more like some kind of hydra nightmare, and asking ChatGPT to solve problems we should probably understand ourselves. The decline is real, folks. But hey, at least we have dark mode now.

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That moment of pure existential dread when you realize you just formatted your production drive instead of that USB stick. The command has completed successfully and there's no undo button in the terminal. Just you, an empty disk, and the sudden realization that your backup strategy was more theoretical than practical. The system is running on borrowed time until the next reboot, and your resume is about to get an unexpected update.