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Content Me, on a prod server, adding -uto pill bad process for verbosity imoflip.com

Content Using MasterSlave Using ManagerWorker Using LordVassal

This developer just casually created an "app skeleton" with 3,163 files changed and +637,124 lines of code in a SINGLE commit. That's not a skeleton—that's an entire digital cemetery! When most of us create a "skeleton app," we mean a few files and basic structure. This person apparently thinks "skeleton" means "fully formed creature with organs, skin, and probably its own consciousness." The PR is even marked "Ready to merge" with no reviews requested. Bold strategy—let's see if anyone survives the code review!

Content PROBLEM SOLVING FLOW CHART DOES IT WORK? YES NO YES DID YOU TOUCH IT? DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW? NO YES YOUIDIOT NO YES LEAVE THE BLOODY THING ALONE YOU POOR BASTARD WILL YOU GET INTO TROUBLE? NO NO HIDE IT CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE ELSE YES PASS THE BUCK NO PROBLEMS

Content So in numbers, Monday is zero, and Sunday is six?

Content AFTER ALL THESE MEMES ON THIS SUB, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I'M A JUNIOR OR A SENIOR ANYMORE AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK