Light IDE Jumpscare

Dark mode Light mode ide Developer preferences Eye strain Programming environment Ui Theme Night mode Developer habits

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22 days ago 123,964 views 0 shares

Light IDE Jumpscare

dark-mode-memes, light-mode-memes, ide-memes, developer-preferences-memes, eye-strain-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Car violently swerving to exit for Dark IDE while ignoring Light IDE. That's just basic survival instinct. Your retinas aren't expendable resources. Anyone who willingly codes in light mode probably also enjoys staring directly at the sun and debugging in production.

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