Can't Unsee: The IT Resignation Glow

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JavaScript developers evolving their Promise syntax like it's Pokémon. First there was .convertToPromise() which nobody remembers using. Then came .makePromise() , the awkward teenage phase. But .promisify() ? That's the good stuff that makes developers bare their teeth in that special "I finally found the right utility function after 3 hours of Stack Overflow" grin.

Programmers sliding into the abyss of tech support requests. First it's "can you fix my laptop?" (manageable), then "I have an app idea" (danger zone), followed by the inevitable "can you hack Facebook?" (full-on nightmare). The slide represents the slippery slope of being the "computer person" in any social circle. Once people know you code, you're suddenly expected to be part IT helpdesk, part startup incubator, and part cyber criminal. No, Karen, knowing how to write a for-loop doesn't mean I can retrieve your ex's private messages.

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Ah, the classic game dev descent into madness. Starting with bright-eyed optimism about using Godot's C# API, then slowly spiraling into technical debt hell. First, you're excited about making a game. Then you're hunting for that perfect 3D model that's probably held together with duct tape and prayers. By the third stage, you're realizing your codebase is built on an outdated engine version and needs complete refactoring. And finally... the thousand-yard stare when you hit 3000+ errors. That's not a compiler error count—that's a cry for help. The best part? We all know you'll do it again on your next project. Because we're game devs, and apparently we enjoy suffering.