Can't Unsee: The IT Resignation Glow

Content Can you open this jar for me? Download Java

Oh. My. God. That feeling when your code is the final boss and you're just a sleep-deprived dev with the reflexes of a sedated sloth! 😭 The absolute TRAGEDY of watching your program obliterate your dignity after you've missed every single opportunity to catch that exception. Five parries?! FIVE?! Your debugging skills have officially left the chat, and now you're just sitting there, accepting your fate with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's forgotten what sunlight looks like. The worst part? You'll do it all again tomorrow because apparently, we're all gluttons for punishment in this profession!

Content As a developer sometimes I have this massive existential crisis when I find a bug in an app I barely use on my phone. What? I'm not gonna report it because I barely use it but what if my report has the data the developer needs to finally fix the bug that has been keeping them up at night And maybe that's what's happening to me as a person. I keep trying to figure out what's wrong with me and how to fix it and all I need is someone to say "hey I noticed this about you, pls fi But no one does. Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Content When you try finding an error on stack overflow and find out a whole code for the thing you are doing. I came looking for Copper And I found Gold

Content My boss thanking me for fixing the bugs in production Me reverting my last commit

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