Can't Unsee: The IT Resignation Glow

That thousand-yard stare of a man who's finally escaped the hell of legacy code maintenance and 3AM production outages. After years of explaining to management why you can't just "add a small feature by tomorrow," you too can achieve this level of serene detachment. The transition from "let me check Stack Overflow" to "let me check my vacation photos" is the greatest upgrade in the tech stack of life. Notice the luggage - it's not full of clothes, it's full of documentation he never wrote and technical debt he's gleefully abandoning.