Kids In 2045

Content Me after not touching a piece of code for a week I've never met this code in my life.

Content Assembly developers be like If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

The traffic light is barely hanging on by a thread, but the red light still works. Just like that production code you wrote at 2am with 17 nested if-statements and no comments. Sure, it looks like it might collapse at any moment, but the client only cares that it stops traffic... I mean, prevents runtime errors. Ship it.

When you accidentally create a literal tilde (~) directory and then panic-delete your entire home folder... classic career-shortening move! The tilde in Unix/Linux is shorthand for your home directory, but this poor soul created an actual folder named "~" and then ran rm -rf ~/ thinking they were being precise. Spoiler alert: they weren't deleting the tilde folder—they were nuking their entire home directory from orbit. That moment of realization between "Stopped thinking" and updating your resume is approximately 0.3 seconds.

Content Cher cherthedev Am I testing my code or is it testing me 10:09 PM 20 Oct 20 Twitter Web App

Content When IT finally approved the admin privileges you asked for 30 vears ago