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Content Austen Allred Austen 6h Show me something beautiful 068 174 38 17 You Retweeted Anubhav Bhambri anubhavbhambri Replying to Austen All checks have passed 3 neutral and 2 successful checks This branch has no conflicts with the base branch Merging can be performed automatically. Merge pull request You can also open this in GitHub Desktop or view command line instructions. Show all checks Programmerumo

The eternal cosmic joke of programming! Your code doesn't work? You spend HOURS debugging, questioning your entire existence, wondering if you should've become a sheep farmer instead. Then suddenly—IT WORKS! But instead of celebrating, you're sitting there, squinting suspiciously at your screen, utterly OFFENDED that it's functioning without explanation! THE AUDACITY of code to work mysteriously is the greatest betrayal known to developer-kind. No closure. No answers. Just the haunting question that will follow you into your dreams: WHY???

Content View code Q Jump to file EE README.md Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away. Set a due date and customize the number of days you offer them until the website is fully vanished. change these variables as you wish var due date new Date ('2017-02-27'); var daysdeadline 60; stop changing here Usage Just load the .js file in head

Content DON'T KNOW HOW A DOCKER CONTAINER IS DIFFERENT FROM A UM AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. GOOD PROGRAMMING WON'T HIDE THAT YOUR SOFT SKILLS SUCK

BEHOLD! The two genders of tech bros: those who scoff at astrology while those SAME MEN will literally build an entire neural network to figure out if their crush likes them back! 💀 Like, sweetie, you're writing complex AI algorithms with multi-head attention mechanisms to predict relationship outcomes when you could just TEXT HER?! The DRAMA of using gradient descent to calculate the probability of getting back together instead of therapy is just... *chef's kiss* peak engineer behavior! Who needs Mercury retrograde when you've got matrix calculations to tell you you're still single? ICONIC.