Junior Vs Senior: The Evolution Of Not Giving A F*ck

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Junior Vs Senior: The Evolution Of Not Giving A F*ck

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The career evolution nobody warns you about. Junior developers with their fancy RGB battlestations, matcha lattes, packed Zoom calendars, 8 daily alarms, and that desperate "I'll fix everything as fast as I can" energy. Meanwhile, senior developers have transcended to minimalism: just a MacBook, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and the sacred "bugger off" text message. The transformation from eager problem-solver to efficient problem-avoider isn't taught in coding bootcamps. Career progression isn't about learning more frameworks—it's about learning which fires aren't worth putting out.

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