Junior Vs Senior: The Evolution Of Not Giving A F*ck

That glorious moment when you finally—FINALLY—finish your feature and get to perform the most sacred ritual known to developers: the Great Tab Purge. You know the drill: 47 Stack Overflow tabs explaining why your async function won't await, 23 GitHub issues from 2016, 89 documentation pages you swore you'd read "later," and approximately 41 tabs of "javascript array methods I always forget" because apparently `.map()` and `.filter()` are too complex for your brain to retain. Closing all those tabs is like Marie Kondo-ing your entire existence. Your RAM can finally breathe. Your laptop fan stops sounding like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. Your browser stops judging you. Pure, unadulterated serenity washes over you as you watch that tab count drop from triple digits to a respectable single digit. Nirvana has been achieved.

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So we've reached the point where companies are firing devs for not churning out enough PRs and not letting AI write their code. Because nothing says "quality software" like optimizing for quantity and letting a chatbot do your thinking. The absolute state of the industry right now: management discovered they can measure developer productivity by counting PRs like they're widgets on an assembly line. Nevermind that one well-architected PR could be worth fifty AI-generated spaghetti commits. And the "not using enough AI" part? Chef's kiss. Imagine getting fired because you had the audacity to actually understand the code you're writing instead of copy-pasting from ChatGPT. Next up: "Developer fired for thinking too much and not accepting Copilot suggestions fast enough." The future is here, and it's depressingly stupid.

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