I've Seen Them Do It

Content How much do you have to add to 10000 to make it 26384? How much? Just a bit

The compiler just performed the most spectacular magic trick in programming history. We've got a C++ program with an infinite while(1) loop and a function literally named unreachable() that should never execute. Yet somehow, when compiled with optimizations, it spits out "Hello world!" anyway. The compiler optimization flags ( -O1 ) basically said "this infinite loop is useless nonsense" and just... skipped it entirely. It's like your code review comments were taken literally by the universe. That moment when the compiler is smarter than your intentionally broken code is both humbling and hilarious.

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Content Sergey Karayev sergeykarayev The future: Write emails with bullet points, which an Al assistant automatically expands into beautiful long text. Read emails by having an Al assistant summarize long-ass text into bullet points..

Content tempest phot Bell curve memes are funny. STOP MAKING BELL CURVE SO MEMES!!! 38 THEY'RE NOT Bell curve FUNNY!!!!! memes are funny. This is a bell curve meme criticising the bell curve meme complaining about the excess of bell curve memes I made MEALTIO DIGT OP... this is the 7th bell curve meme criticising the bell curve meme complaining about the excess of bell curve memes in a row someone posted in rprogramer humor ProarammerHumor.io

Content Travelling Salesman: Slaps roof of graph "This bad boy can fit so many fucking paths in it"