I've Seen Them Do It

Sure, AI will replace programmers... right after it figures out what "a button that does something" means. The robot claims it just needs clear requirements and detailed specs, meanwhile product managers are out here giving requirements like they're ordering at a restaurant after three martinis. Good luck getting that neural network to interpret "make it pop" or "you know what I mean, right?"

So someone just claimed that a number that's basically all zeros followed by a 1 divides RSA-270. For context, RSA-270 is an 829-bit monster that cryptographers have been trying to crack for years—it's one of those "we dare you" challenges that protects half the internet's encryption. The joke here is that dividing by 1 (which is what this number essentially is) doesn't solve anything. It's like saying you "hacked" a password-protected system by finding out the username is "admin." Technically true, mathematically useless, cryptographically embarrassing. The real factors of RSA-270 would be two massive prime numbers that would make headlines and possibly break the internet. But hey, at least someone's trying, right?

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When you ask an AI coding assistant to create variable X and it cheerfully agrees to add a fallback variable Y "just in case," then proudly announces the tests passed... except now you're staring at Y instead of X. The confidence is truly inspiring. It's like asking someone to grab you a coffee and they bring you tea while insisting they nailed it because "hot beverage acquired." The AI understood the assignment in the same way a cat understands "stay off the counter" – technically heard you, chose chaos anyway.

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