It's Just A Little Thing

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It's Just A Little Thing

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Oh. My. GOD! The sheer, unbridled ECSTASY of getting validation for that pathetic little "Hello World" program you spent 4 minutes on! 😭 The dopamine explosion is ASTRONOMICAL! Suddenly your 5-line code feels like you've single-handedly revolutionized computer science! That little dog's face is LITERALLY every programmer who's ever been praised for the most basic accomplishment and is now planning their acceptance speech for the Turing Award. The validation-to-effort ratio is CRIMINALLY high and we're all guilty of basking in it!

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