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OH. MY. GOD. You thought submitting your PR was the hard part? SWEETIE, NO! 💅 Your code is about to face the FIRING SQUAD of senior developers who've been WAITING ALL DAY to tell you that your variable names are "problematic" and your indentation is a "crime against humanity." That shotgun isn't for show, honey! Your beautiful 3 AM code baby is about to be DISSECTED like a frog in biology class, except the frog is your self-esteem and the scalpel is Chad from Backend who "doesn't understand why anyone would implement it this way." Prepare for comments so passive-aggressive they could power a small nation!

Ah, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle—where innocent children's toy meets programmer's existential crisis! What looks like a simple ring-stacking game becomes a recursive nightmare when you're trying to implement it with a team. The thousand-yard stare in that dog's eyes perfectly captures the mental state of any dev who's tried to solve this classic algorithm problem during a group coding session. You think you're making progress, then suddenly you're back where you started—for the third time—while Chad from backend insists his O(3ⁿ) solution is "actually optimal." Fun fact: The Tower of Hanoi has an ancient legend that monks are solving it with 64 disks, and when they finish, the world will end. Based on how team projects go, we're safe for at least another few millennia.

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