Alternative Uses Of LINE

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Alternative Uses Of __LINE__

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When your coding interview asks you to implement FizzBuzz but you've spent the last decade writing unreadable code to impress your colleagues. That's not just FizzBuzz—that's FizzBuzz with extra steps, obfuscation, and a sprinkle of "I'm too smart for readable solutions." Nothing says "hire me" like turning a 5-line problem into cryptic sorcery using the __LINE__ macro to loop through numbers. The interviewer wanted to see if you could code; you showed them you could create puzzles that would make the Sphinx quit its day job.

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