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Debugger Dev
Debugging Programming Testing
9 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares
Debugger Dev
The eternal struggle between primitive and proper debugging techniques. Sure, a debugger exists, but why use sophisticated tools when you can just carpet bomb your code with print() , console.log() , or System.out.println() statements? It's like having a perfectly good hammer but choosing to bang screws in with your forehead instead. The sheer chaotic joy of littering your codebase with print("HERE1") , print("HERE2") , print("WHY GOD WHY") is apparently irresistible. The funniest part? We all know those print statements will somehow make it to production. Because nothing says "professional software engineer" like users seeing DEBUG: ENTERING LOOP ITERATION 47 in their console.

The Single Letter Variable Syndrome
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 97.7K views 0 shares
The Single Letter Variable Syndrome
Ah, the single-letter variable. The sacred 'a'. Because why waste precious keystrokes on descriptive names like 'userAccountSettings' when you can just slap down an 'a' and call it a day? Sure, future you will have absolutely no idea what 'a' represents when debugging at 3 AM, but present you saved a whole 18 characters. Efficiency at its finest. And don't worry about code reviews - just tell them "it's temporary" even though we both know that 'a' will survive in production longer than most of your relationships.

It Shows How Many Programmers Are On Phub
Programming AI Webdev Frontend Backend
2 months ago 120.0K views 1 shares
It Shows How Many Programmers Are On Phub
Well, well, well... turns out programmers aren't just spending their nights debugging code! This meme reveals the shocking economics of educational content on different platforms - with Pornhub paying nearly 3x more per million views than YouTube. No wonder so many devs are "researching neural networks" at 2 AM! The real algorithm everyone's trying to crack is how to explain technical concepts while keeping viewers' hands... on their keyboards. Clearly, the path to monetization is understanding your audience's... um... "engagement metrics." 😏