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Ah, the classic security blunder that makes security professionals spit coffee. The code shows "brute-force attack protection" that only triggers the error message when the password is correct AND it's the first login attempt. So basically, it tells attackers "congrats, you got the right password, just try again!" Meanwhile, the kid who wrote this monstrosity sits there with a smug grin while the entire IT department has a collective aneurysm. This is why we can't have nice things in cybersecurity.

THE AUDACITY! Calculator throws a syntax error, and instead of fixing the problem like a functioning adult, this person just WRITES DOWN "syntax error" in their notebook! 💀 This is the digital equivalent of your car making a weird noise so you just roll down the window and shout "WEIRD NOISE" back at it! Peak problem-solving skills right here, folks! Next time my code crashes I'm just gonna write "segmentation fault" on a Post-it and stick it to my monitor. PROBLEM SOLVED!

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Content Using a normally accepted method to accomplish a programming task. Using stupid shit a seasoned programmer would never do to get karma.

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